You Too Can Have the Kidnapping Experience
As with any pricey upscale service, you have many choices for your Extreme Kidnapping. You can even select your kidnapper. Adam offered me the standard goons, or I could choose a team of Elite Girls—sexy girl kidnappers who wear stripper platforms and microskirts. I declined the Elite Girl squad because (a) I'm married, (b) getting kidnapped by sexy ladies isn't exactly realistic, and (c) I'm not an idiot. Clients probably hire the Elite Girls thinking it would be awesome, only to find out that the girl kidnappers are ten times more sadistic.